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PureVodka🍺
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PureVodka🍺

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PureVodka🍺
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The original PV ;~)
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Banned from chat box award. 🏆 For sale, one careful owner, but does have a tiny scratch and a slight smell of lager.
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1897-05-13
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Humor, you got it i like it ;~))
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@delamitri Goog one. smiley


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@PureVodka🍺 smiley or " good " one lol.


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@delamitri Be a good thing to place about college campuses, liberal polling places, congress, etc.


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Fuck em??? Remember?


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what gender are computers comedy
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziUanFE2b1w


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Yes, that's my cousin TragicJerry, he said your cookies are a little stale.... smiley
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@TragicMouse🐭 smiley I put two 1/4s of a cookie on the kitchen floor last night and that little Mouse ate all of it and left " no " crumbs.

Thanks for the giggle lol.


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@TragicMouse🐭 Not 30 min ago i put some sugar free coconut cookie pieces on the kitchen floor for your friend in the night and he has already been at it lol. Not seen it yet, but it's been making a lot of noise in the kitchen since coming up to Christmas.
Going leave some cheese out tonight as well.
You must think i've lost the plot!


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@PureVodka🍺 Be kind to that little guy, you know he needs to eat just like we do.... lol smiley


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@PureVodka🍺 I remember the last place I lived in, yep they are annoying. Picked up an oven mit, and the little prick jumped out at me... just could not bring myself to hurt him though.

The boyfriend at the time took him way outside and never saw him again...


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@TragicMouse🐭 Last night your cousin finished of the rest of that cookie and two small pieces of cheese (bonfire smoked). Do you think i'm encouraging him lol.
To me it is better knowing what he is eating then not. Need to trap him.


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@PureVodka🍺 Well I think maybe you are being too kind now.... seems he is eating better than me...

You most definitely need to trap this spoiled little monster before he decides to create a whole family which will invade you space, and then they'll expect the best as they've been told by Daddy Jerry that you will provide... smiley smiley


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@TragicMouse🐭 Last night i left 3 cookies (half box) broke up and was wondering (and worried) if all would be gone today. Just a few crumbs where left in the tray this morning = there's more then one, this is not good lol.

Suppose i better leave some water out as well (to stop them looking for it i.e in the sink).


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There's one of TM's friends 🐁 in my kitchen and it likes cookies. It's a noisy git and i've not even seen it yet lol.


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Liberal home defense kit


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Just popping by to say have a nice day tomorrow smiley
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@TragicMouse🐭 smiley Very funny, thanks for the giggle lol.


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Remember this as a Kid????


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@laylaandpaz Not heard that before, thanks for sharing lol. smiley


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@Bread&Circuses smiley smiley Nice one, thanks for the giggle. smiley


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How The French Military uniform evolved:

A long time ago, the British and French were at War. During one battle, the French captured an English major. They took the major to their headquarters and a French general began to question him.
The French general asked 'why do you English officers all wear red coats? Don't you know the red material makes you easy targets for us to shoot?'.
In his bland English way, the major informed the general that the reason English officers wear red coats is so that if they are shot, the blood won't show and the men they are leading won't panic.
And that is why from that day to now, all French army officers wear brown pants.


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@delamitri smiley Thanks for the giggle. smiley


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My Head hurts after all that.... smiley



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@TragicMouse🐭 smiley Love that .gif says it all. smiley


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@PureVodka🍺 My mum told me when I was a baby I used to get mad and bash my head against walls... and I still feel that way at times...


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