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The 5 Word Story Game - PART FOUR (2944 views)


moderator
The objective is to add 5 words to the existing story.

You can change the story as much as you like in those 5 words.


(Carried forward from the last entry on PART THREE...)


Crutchbender

whereupon an alien spaceship lands

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moderator
on your anus and secret

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senior master
!
(2mo)
@RAVENOUSbird On your anus, ahahaaaa, I see what you did there, clever girl!!!

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moderator

senior master
!
(2mo)
instructions tell the aliens what

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senior guru
to do with emerging stuff

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senior master
!
(2mo)
which happens to fuel their

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senior guru
alien backpack air rocket suits

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senior master
!
(2mo)
but the exhaust fumes reek

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senior guru
so they wear face masks

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senior master
!
(2mo)
made from the skin of

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senior guru
dead nuns killed with ray guns

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senior master
!
(2mo)
so their skin was hardy

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senior guru
hence they enjoy armadillo sex

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master
!
box
(2mo)
which gets filmed by Attenborough [SPOILER]

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senior master
!
(2mo)
who can't seem to explain

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master
!
box
(2mo)
why so many end up [SPOILER]

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moderator
with warts on their genitals

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master
!
box
(2mo)
as they wash with Dove

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senior master
!
(2mo)
and acid wash, which should

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senior guru
...clean them up good, but...

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moderator
the blob in his trousers

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master
!
box
(2mo)
is covered in mossies so

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senior master
!
(2mo)
it was a challenge to

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master
!
box
(2mo)
reach the alien hospital in

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senior master
!
(2mo)
the underground parking garage on

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master
!
box
(2mo)
the turbo quasi nuclear scooter

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senior master
!
(2mo)
which backfires incessantly and smokes

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master
!
box
(2mo)
reefers to beat Bob Marley

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senior master
!
(2mo)
with his own dreads, simply

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master
!
box
(2mo)
to hear "no Woman, no Cry"

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moderator
coming from below the floor

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God
are killer 10 inch spiders,

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master
!
box
(2mo)
ready to feast on gonads

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senior master
!
(2mo)
of people identifying as goats

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master
!
box
(2mo)
, pigs, sheep because four legs

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senior master
!
(2mo)
make for tastier nuts for

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senior guru
eating up after Christmas dinner

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senior master
!
(2mo)
guests have eaten all the

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senior guru
turkey entrails and toasted turnips

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God
Gale Big Tits arrives with

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senior guru
her friendly pet lobster Derek

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moderator
the smelly, smooshy zombie crustacean

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senior guru
!
(2mo)
Who seems more green than

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master
!
box
(2mo)
an astronaut on re-entry when

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senior master
!
(2mo)
suddenly he starts eating the

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moderator
granny's yellowed toenail clippings and

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master
!
box
(2mo)
@RAVENOUSbird now this rings a bell from somewhere in PART 3, maybe?

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senior master
!
(2mo)
@box Granny's clippings are a delicacy and we ask for them often. Second helpings, even.

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master
!
box
(2mo)
@delamitri Please - my lunch hasn't settled yet.

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master
!
box
(2mo)
and her ear wax coated

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senior master
!
(2mo)
used q-tip heads are succulent

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master
!
box
(2mo)
when dipped in chocolate fondue

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senior guru
!
(2mo)
That has been left on

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moderator
the bloodstained tea towels everyone

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senior master
!
(2mo)
uses to wipe after flossing

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moderator
their vaginal teeth and prickly

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senior master
!
(2mo)
@RAVENOUSbird Haha, vagisnappers!

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moderator

senior master
!
(2mo)
@RAVENOUSbird ­čś│..­čĄú..

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master
!
box
(2mo)
@RAVENOUSbird "Every rose has its thorns"

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senior master
!
(2mo)
armpit hairs which tickled and

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senior guru
aroused the lobster's salty orifices

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senior master
!
(2mo)
which would ruin the yummy

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God
taste of chocolate covered testicles

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master
!
box
(2mo)
until Marv the Marvellous cook

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senior guru
!
(2mo)
Scratched his butt with the

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senior master
!
(2mo)
spatula, scraping pimples and scabs

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master
!
box
(2mo)
into the main course of beans

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senior master
!
(2mo)
@box Hell yeah ­čĄ«

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moderator
beans the magical fruit the

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God
end. Croupier John turns up,

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senior master
!
(2mo)
@PureVodka­čŹ║ I had to look up croupier. Hope I'm using it right. ­čśä

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senior master
!
(2mo)
starts a poker game, invites

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God
@delamitri smiley Let's get the game underway lol.

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God
the Dean brothers, big Sam

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senior master
!
(2mo)
who brought questionable but rich

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God
wife, Four [SPOILER] Finger Sue. Cards

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senior master
!
(2mo)
@PureVodka­čŹ║ I think I'd rather gamble the use of body parts rather than the actual part! ­čś│
That's gross too though, haha. Who knows what big Sam would make me do with my finger. ­čĄó

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God
@delamitri smiley What you like. smiley

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master
!
box
(2mo)
, for Texas holdem, are drawn

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senior master
!
(2mo)
and everyone placed their antes

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master
!
box
(2mo)
[SPOILER] in the middle and waited

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senior master
!
(2mo)
@box Hardy har.

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senior master
!
(2mo)
when suddenly big Sam accuses

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master
!
box
(2mo)
Col. Edge Dean of touching

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senior master
!
(2mo)
him inappropriately under the table

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moderator
grazing his nuts with sharp

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senior guru
!
(2mo)
Pikes of a taxidermist hedgehog

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moderator
burrowing deep into the fleshy

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master
!
box
(2mo)
sack, only to discover, not the expected balls

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senior master
!
(2mo)
but donut holes, a snack

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master
!
box
(2mo)
bar and PV with waterbottles

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senior master
!
(2mo)
spiked with roofies for Sue

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master
!
box
(2mo)
who offered another finger to

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senior guru
!
(2mo)
Stirr some viscous green stew

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senior master
!
(2mo)
that would feed the gamblers

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God
Has anyone even looked at there cards yet. smiley

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senior master
!
(2mo)
@PureVodka­čŹ║ Heck no, they keep on trying to do nasty things. These damn gamblers are a deviant lot.

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God
@delamitri Wonder what Sue is doing with her fingers to Big Sam under the table! smiley

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senior master
!
(2mo)
@PureVodka­čŹ║ I have a feeling we're going to find out. ­čśé

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senior guru
...gathered round the card table...

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master
!
box
(2mo)
With the cards dealt, each

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moderator
made of seared human flesh

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senior master
!
(2mo)
so the faceup cards were

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moderator
ironed flat bits of foreskin

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senior master
!
(2mo)
making their value hard to

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master
!
box
(2mo)
decipher as the Queen of Hearts had

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senior master
!
(2mo)
connective tissue across her face

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master
!
box
(2mo)
while another Jack was trying

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senior master
!
(2mo)
to flip over on her

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master
!
box
(2mo)
and expose himself to the

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senior master
!
(2mo)
surprise of croupier John, who

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master
!
box
(2mo)
slapped him down, leading the Dean boys

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senior guru
!
(2mo)
@box That's more than 5 innit?

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master
!
box
(2mo)
@R3VENANT You are right R3 - I am a natural born rule breaker at this time of night when the story police are safely tucked up in their beds and I push the boat out now and again. It's a type of poetic licence but I try not to abuse ...just now and again when the creative juices are flowing.

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senior guru
!
(2mo)
to stand up in revolt

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master
!
box
(2mo)
,draw their pistols, and shoot

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senior master
!
(2mo)
tequila while their guns dangle

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master
!
box
(2mo)
lifeless next to their flaccid

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senior guru
!
(2mo)
Vanilla ice retro pants while

(Some people call em Alladin pants instead of Harem trousers)

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master
!
box
(2mo)
croupier John slowly extracted the

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moderator
key from his right nostril

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senior master
!
(2mo)
that locks the safe where

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God
his secret of card skills

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senior master
!
(2mo)
are, just in case he

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master
!
box
(2mo)
he forgets them and needs

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moderator
to mark them with urine

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master
!
box
(2mo)
from each of his fifty-two

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moderator
coarse pubic hairs in the

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master
!
box
(2mo)
bottom right hand corner so

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senior master
!
(2mo)
@box Oops I missed this

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senior master
!
(2mo)
card case, one for each

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senior master
!
(2mo)
for good luck but soon

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master
!
box
(2mo)
the players began to notice something iffy (and sniffy)

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senior master
!
(2mo)
@box Oops, that was me.

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senior master
!
(2mo)
and they recoiled from the

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master
!
box
(2mo)
table but the pot was full

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God
with $500 chips, the game

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senior master
!
(2mo)
@PureVodka­čŹ║ I looked up the Texas Holdem rules so I could look cool, like I know what I'm talking about. ­čśä

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God
@delamitri lol You know more then me then and no one as seen there cards yet...we are a bunch of cheats...­čĄú

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senior master
!
(2mo)
@PureVodka­čŹ║ I have to try somehow to see a card before one of us wipes our butts on them.

That we are!­čśü­čśů

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master
!
box
(2mo)
was poised with two aces

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senior master
!
(2mo)
and the second betting round

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God
begins. Big Sam raises $1000 [SPOILER]

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senior master
!
(2mo)
@PureVodka­čŹ║ That's a rich man's ante.
[SPOILER]

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God
@delamitri smiley Sounds good to me. smiley smiley

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senior master
!
(2mo)
and John flips a 3

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God
but it's no match for Sue's pair of ­čĄú­čĄú


whoops, me and my counting lol.

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senior master
!
(2mo)
@PureVodka­čŹ║ The rules bend at this hour. Pretty sure I read that somewhere. ­čśÄ

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moderator
@delamitri I second that and also read it somewhere... smiley

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senior master
!
(2mo)
7s, and she calls Sam's $1000

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God
and raises $1500 but the Dean Brothers get suspicious


@RB Is going to be mad at me about my bad counting lol.

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moderator
@PureVodka­čŹ║ Mad??? lol

You're not serious.

haha

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moderator
of the obvious bulge in

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God
Johns left cuff. All eyes

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moderator
were crossed as they scavenged

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senior master
!
(2mo)
the cooler for snacks while

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moderator
small, but deadly, insects swarmed

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senior master
!
(2mo)
over the table, obscuring the

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moderator
blood soaked body lying prone

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senior master
!
(2mo)
on top of the cards

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master
!
box
(2mo)
and Sue's vacant stare pondered

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God
"that blood will stain the green cloth if it is not soaked in time" smiley

Sorry me being daft lol.

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senior master
!
(2mo)
@PureVodka­čŹ║ My stare is always vacant when I'm pondering over blood stains. Makes perfect sense to me. ­čśÄ

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master
!
box
(2mo)
With those thoughts, the game changed

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senior master
!
(2mo)
and was suddenly more sinister

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moderator
if you like toilet talk

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senior master
!
(2mo)
which of course they did

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master
!
box
(2mo)
so a break was called

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senior master
!
(2mo)
for a group bathroom meeting

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moderator
examining pee and poo whilst

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senior guru
...reading the train time table...

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moderator
with binoculars and wearing rubber

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senior master
!
(2mo)
ducky costumes, anticipating bathing together

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moderator
at the Sent┼Ź eating sushi

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senior master
!
(2mo)
@RAVENOUSbird Clever! Fit right in the story and something new I learned. ­čśâ

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senior master
!
(2mo)
and tickling eachother with chopsticks

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God
@delamitri smiley That would be fun to watch lol.

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senior master
!
(2mo)
@PureVodka­čŹ║ Hehe we're just getting started! ­čśë

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moderator
on their balls or with

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senior master
!
(2mo)
free onaholes being passed around,

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God
@delamitri Had to look that word up L smiley L.

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senior master
!
(2mo)
@PureVodka­čŹ║ Hehe, sounds like it could do the job.

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senior guru
...before running off without paying...

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God
edible lube, they wanted back,

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senior master
!
(2mo)
so the bathhouse employees captured

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senior guru
...them forcing all into gloryholes...

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senior master
!
(2mo)
which left them all shaped like broomsticks

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God
5 words is not enough (PV cogs on overdrive), will just watch the story unfold for now. smiley

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senior master
!
(2mo)
@PureVodka­čŹ║ I can only count to 5, so anything after that doesn't compute. ­čśü

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moderator
"morning sweep" they called it

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senior master
!
(2mo)
@RAVENOUSbird Hahahaha­čśé

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senior master
!
(2mo)
until John blew them all

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senior guru
...a whoppingly big wet raspberry...

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moderator
"colored" and obviously blood-stained

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senior guru
...but still nice and sweet...

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moderator
but this was a delusion

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senior guru
...for it was totally toxic...

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senior master
!
(2mo)
although it did restore them

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master
!
box
(2mo)
and brought them to their senses

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senior master
!
(2mo)
how the glory hole hallucination never

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moderator
smelled right; pee ewww the

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senior master
!
(2mo)
Quasigoat pissed herself while stripping

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God
@delamitri Just wondering what " Quasigoat ", means? Is it the name of someone lol. smiley

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senior master
!
(2mo)
@PureVodka­čŹ║ Half quasimodo, half goat. ­čśä A very vile creature born from an experiment in my head.

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God
@delamitri smiley Now i know lol. Thanks for the giggle. smiley

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senior master

senior guru
...paint from the kitchen door...

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master
!
box
(2mo)
and the combination of odors

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senior master
!
(2mo)
nauseated the gambling crew, meaning

+1
 

master
!
box
(2mo)
the stampede to the toilets

+1
 

senior master
!
(2mo)
but this time with silverware

+1
 

senior guru
...stuffed down their knickers (panties)...

+1
 

master
!
box
(2mo)
became Slaughter-Out-House Five

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senior master
!
(2mo)
When the poo started flying

+1
 

master
!
box
(2mo)
it was the least of their

+1
 

senior master
!
(2mo)
problems because there was also

+1
 

master
!
box
(2mo)
the Quasigoat with her keen sense

+1
 

senior master
!
(2mo)
of wriggling maggots to feed on

+1
 

God
with (yum,yum lol) chopsticks whilst planning the

+1
 

senior master
!
(2mo)
death of the gamblers because

+1
 

senior guru
...casinos are really alien spaceships....

+1
 

God
Hitman Pete is called in after the body of (missing) Big Sam is found in a car park
6 mile away from the Casino (how did he die).


Damn my counting. smiley smiley

+1
 

senior master
!
(2mo)
@PureVodka­čŹ║ Hahaha, there's a 5 in there somewhere. ­čśë

+1
 

senior master
!
(2mo)
First clue was chopsticks sticking

+2
 

moderator
Out of her anus hence

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senior master
!
(2mo)
Quasigoat being so angry all

+2
 

senior guru
...because there's no more eggs...

+1
 

senior master
!
(2mo)
left in her birthing sac

+1
 

senior guru
...and none in her socks...

+1
 

senior master
!
(2mo)
and poor Sam's murder unsolved

+2
 

God
Sue calls in Detective Joe,

+1
 

senior guru
...But he is very depressed...

+1
 

senior master
!
(2mo)
being 0-for-5 solving cases

+1
 

master
!
box
(2mo)
so he phones his best friend [SPOILER]

+1
 

senior master
!
(2mo)
Dick who could detect a

+1
 

master
!
box
(2mo)
crime at least three times a week

+1
 

moderator
before his "monthlies" came on

+1
 

master
!
box
(2mo)
when solving went down the toilet

+1
 

senior master
!
(2mo)
unless Quasigoat ate the clots first

+1
 

moderator
@delamitri Oh, yum yum!!! smiley

+1
 

senior master
!
(2mo)
@RAVENOUSbird Hehe she has some odd tastes

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master
!
box
(2mo)
which meant Dick's powers of

+1
 

senior master
!
(2mo)
detection ceased until she pooped

+1
 

moderator
out a Quasigoat wanna be

+1
 

senior master
!
(2mo)
so while she is grunting

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master
!
box
(2mo)
and doing things Quasigoats do [SPOILER]

+1
 

senior master
!
(2mo)
@box Hahahaha

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senior master
!
(2mo)
out plops another helper to

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senior guru
...mop floors and clean dishes...

+1
 

master
!
box
(2mo)
and watch Liverpool win 1-0

+1
 

senior master
!
(2mo)
which gave Dick back his mojo

+1
 

God
but Sam's body as gone missing, smiley

+1
 

master
!
box
(2mo)
so Dick, with mojo in one hand

+1
 

senior master
!
(2mo)
Quasigoat's offspring in the other

+1
 

God
for a team of special

+1
 

senior master
!
(2mo)
needs ready to crack this case!

+1
 

master
!
box
(2mo)
Dick phones his contact in FBI

+1
 

moderator
a Quasigoat, and double agent

+2
 

God
Carlos, they arrange to meet

+1
 

moderator
to mate and produce hybrids

+1
 

master
!
box
(2mo)
Meanwhile another contact gives Dick

+1
 

senior master
!
(2mo)
the location of a body spotted

+1
 

moderator
with leprotic ulcers and genital

+1
 

master
!
box
(2mo)
jockstrap suggesting contagious infection via

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senior guru
...sewage in his welly boots...

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master
!
box
(2mo)
leading Dick to believe that

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senior master
!
(2mo)
Quasigoat had humped the corpse

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master
!
box
(2mo)
@delamitri This Quasigoat is a necronymphomaniac or just happy to see certain folk and humps dead or alive, like others shake hands

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senior master
!
(2mo)
@box She is all those things and more. Her inception is written above. ­čśł

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master
!
box
(2mo)
@delamitri Which half is the goat and which is the hunchback D.?

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senior master
!
(2mo)
@box It's not so simple as that. ­čś│ She is a bit of a mashup with the odd bits of both all throughout. Her snapper is definitely quasi's mouth though; tooth, bad breath and all. ­čĄú

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master
!
box
(2mo)
@delamitri I got the mouth bit, but like with all of us fairer sex faeries, I think you may have to provide some visual stimulation ... so get those crayons/watercolours/oils out, and let's see the original Quasigoat poster (autographed of course).

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senior master
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@box It is so hard to get her to hold still for pictures because she is always running around looking for things to hump. I think I was able to capture a foot.

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box
(2mo)
@delamitri Holy Christ!!!!!!

Don't tell me it's a selfie,

I was hoping for a bit more artistic impression and not a in-your-face paparazzi pulp for the National Enquirer.

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senior master
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(2mo)
@box Sorry, there is nothing artistic about her.

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master
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box
(2mo)
But the jockstrap was firmly fixed

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senior master
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(2mo)
so all she accomplished was

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master
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box
(2mo)
nibbling off his hear and

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master
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box
(2mo)
@box Edit: nibbling off his EAR and

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God
stealing his wedding ring. smiley Sue

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senior master
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(2mo)
discovered motive for Sam's murder,

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God
@delamitri smiley Something to do with that gloryhole and the Dean brothers i bet, one of which is gay.
@delamitri Cogs or ticking now i bet lol.

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senior master
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(2mo)
@PureVodka­čŹ║ Oh they're definitely ticking. I knew there was some shady Shit going on around that glory hole.

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master
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box
(2mo)
Quasigoat was green with jealousy

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senior master
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(2mo)
after learning the younger Dean brother

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God
had been having an affair with Sam for nearly 4 years,




Whoops, me and my counting again lol.

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senior master
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(2mo)
@PureVodka­čŹ║ Mine too. ­čśä

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senior master
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(2mo)
while supporting Sue at the same

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moderator
with one finger up her

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senior guru
...life-size inflatable Charles Manson doll...

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senior master
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(2mo)
to keep it from deflating after repeated

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senior guru
...pin pricks in the bum...

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senior master
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(2mo)
and with that plugged, Sue

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God
teams up with Quasigoat, to

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senior guru
...try some tea-bagging action...

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senior master
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(2mo)
before following a new lead

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senior guru
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(2mo)
down a dark alley when

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master
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box
(2mo)
along with Dick, they ran into

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God
John, who is holding a gun,

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senior master
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(2mo)
shocking everyone when he shoots

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master
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box
(2mo)
Quasigoat right between the left

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senior master
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(2mo)
nipple, which was way down

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master
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box
(2mo)
next to its Humpty Dumpty gonads

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senior master
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(2mo)
and since she had 9 more,

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master
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box
(2mo)
It really pissed her off, like mother T-rex pissed off

(sorry about the Joycean stream of consciousness but once it starts ...)

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senior master
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(2mo)
@box Monsieur BigWordsBox, what does that mean? The little dummy in your peanut gallery wants to know.

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master
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box
(2mo)
@delamitri A literary device used by James Joyce in Ulysses (THAT book that many have heard of and few have read - including me) to allow the characters to express the flow of their consciousness rather than rational thought to show how the mind really works (no grammar/punctuation, free association of ideas, images, and words) before everything is converted into speech. The most famous is Molly Bloom's at the end of the book ...

This is an adaptation ...



The full text of her stream can be found here.

poetrydispatch.wordpress.com/2008/06/16/ja...

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@box Ooooooh! I get it! That's awesome and thanks for the way you explained it including the video. After, I was like DING, light turned on and I understood. ­čśŐ

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box
(2mo)
@delamitri Welcome D.

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senior guru
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(2mo)
that she forgot to turn

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moderator
180 degrees spitting furiously, green

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senior guru
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(2mo)
viscous fluid that runs down

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senior master
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(2mo)
her leg where she laps

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moderator
platypus milk from tea cups

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God
John fires another shot at

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senior master
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(2mo)
Quasigoat, but she ducks and

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moderator
quacks assuming her hybrid self

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senior master
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(2mo)
which slithers into the sewer.

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moderator
gobbling up excrement like sweeties

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senior master
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(2mo)
leaving John confused about why

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master
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box
(2mo)
and how and who and the price of milk.

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moderator
Not to mention cleansing wipes

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master
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box
(2mo)
and what the fish was that thing?

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senior master
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(2mo)
Now John and Sue concentrate on

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God
finding Sam's killer, so they

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senior guru
...torture cats but get no clues...

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senior master
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then ol' 2-fingers squeals when skinned

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moderator
singing Baby It's Cold Outside

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God
Sam was killed via 2 blunt (NON metal) instruments (one of which went through his heart). John has seen this type of method of killing (via contract) before and has a good idea who did it, but does not understand why.

John thinks


Me and my counting again lol. Sorry @RB

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moderator
exhausted and overexposed he died

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senior guru
...but like Jesus he rose again...

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senior master
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(2mo)
and went to explore his suspicion

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moderator
Quasigoat was resurrected as well!

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senior guru
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(2mo)
but he wasn't the only

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God
one, Sam is back and

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moderator
forth about his plastic dentures

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senior guru
...and his yellow Afro-wig...

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senior guru
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(2mo)
which is so tight it

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master
makes his brains ooze out

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senior master
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(2mo)
in addition to loosening his

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God
wedding ring. Quasigoat meets Sam

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senior master
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(2mo)
out back and they can't

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senior guru
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(2mo)
decide who is the bigger

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senior master
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(2mo)
freak. The Dean brothers take

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God
the wedding [SPOILER] ring back to Sam,

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senior master
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(2mo)

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God
@delamitri From the long (bad PV lol) comment above, did you work out who killed Sam?

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senior master
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(2mo)
@PureVodka­čŹ║ John suspiciously seems to know too many details. Maybe he did it. But he can't be charged with murder after the resurrection.

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God
@delamitri A close friend of yours, has two horns. smiley

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senior master
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(2mo)
@PureVodka­čŹ║ I got plans for her and they ain't nice. ­čśä

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God
@delamitri lol You do know then, she is a contract (which was news to me lol) killer?

Would you like the whole story to what happened to Sam that night and why? I don't want to keep getting ahead (being rude i guess) of myself posting to long a comments.

Sorry @RB smiley

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