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@๐Ÿ’ŠDr.Evil๐Ÿ’Š Can i take your order please! smiley

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@๐Ÿ’ŠDr.Evil๐Ÿ’Š That's creepy. lol

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@RAVENOUSbird oooh, I want this cat!!its like me,kicks off all the blankets in its sleep. hah hah!!

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@clarachan1355 It's (he or she) is a real cutie alright. smiley

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@TragicMouse๐Ÿญ Sometimes they turn out exactly like you want them to. smiley

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@TragicMouse๐Ÿญ She still manages to hold onto that glass of wine though smiley

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@TragicMouse๐Ÿญ I missed that! She sure did, haha, priorities.

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@delamitri Yep, I missed that too. But goes to show, never try to look sexy while drunk smiley

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@TragicMouse๐Ÿญ There are entire generation of women that are going to have major back issues sticking their bums out all the time for pictures... Lol... She deserves to slip and fall. Haha

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@TragicMouse๐Ÿญ I tend do scare myself often for no reasons like thissmileysmileysmiley

Sometimes just an odd hanging coat or a devious looking shadow of sorts in that certain angle at a particular time of day and its almost brown trousers timessmiley

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@๐Ÿ™ฆโ‚ฌแ—ฉัแนชะฝ๐’†™ลž๐Œ“๐“ฒล˜ฤฎ๐•‹๐Ÿ™ค Yep, that's why I posted this gif, I can relate to it.... A little salad and I can see things that scare the hell outta me.

Couple of weeks ago walked into my flourescent bathroom with reading glasses on, geez not a pretty sight, every little defect looked 100% worse. smiley smiley smiley smiley

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@TragicMouse๐Ÿญ I have had hmmm similar effects while high, but mine was a spider on the floor i saw suddenly while i was on my games i think at the time, back then anything that invaded my area got the kill treatment, it was just sitting there while we lock stances with one another, eventually i got brave and reached for my shaving foam and went to drown the buggersmiley after though on close inspection, it turned out to be nothing more than a load of my hair bunched together, now drowned in shaving foam....dohsmiley lasted around 15 minutes that ordealsmiley

We have a wild that sometimes roams about the garden, if the doors are left open it wanders indoors and waits on a counter ready to make me jump out of my skin each timesmiley

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@๐Ÿ™ฆโ‚ฌแ—ฉัแนชะฝ๐’†™ลž๐Œ“๐“ฒล˜ฤฎ๐•‹๐Ÿ™ค Sounds almost as bad as my experience a few years back when I lived in a below ground patio apartment.

I had gotten up at 5:30 am to get ready for work, sit down in the bathroom, look at the toilet paper roll, and there was a huge hairy centipede on it... no sooner had I recovered from that, then a mouse ran from the corner of the bathroom right in front of me. Bad beginning to a work day to say the least. smiley smiley smiley

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@TragicMouse๐Ÿญ It sounds like it wassmileysmiley The centipede would of been bad enough for me at a sudden first glance but those mice can skittle around the place fast, not too fond of the mouse yet, never gotten too close to one on my skin or anything, perhaps they are as smart as rats are?
Cute but i always found them iffy how they can get all around the place so easily, in England/UK last i heard, there were 60million rats and mice living in the UK, not a nice thought for those screemish typessmiley

Not seen a mouse since lots more cats are in the area now, but the wild one does a good job of scaring me sometimes in random places indoors.

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@delamitri One of the staff at a well known burger joint lol.

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@Aliselle Jim Carrey having a spider grope across his face in Cable Guy was nasty first time.....this is so sick, and the spider did not seem to mind being in there one bit
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@๐š๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ž๐ค I sent that to DF couple weeks ago! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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@PureVodka๐Ÿบ I wonder if that's how I look when I see dangly balls. So cute.

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@delamitri smiley You like to sit in a box looking at balls.smiley

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@PureVodka๐Ÿบ Boxes are cool, but I'd look at them from just about anywhere. They are mesmerizing, yeah? [SPOILER]

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@delamitri ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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@delamitri Creepy. I'm a clown hater. They're weird! smiley

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@RAVENOUSbird Agreed! I think a clown gives me the worst chills over all the spooky movie beasties.

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Awww, I would let him in stat. โค

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@delamitri Huskies are soooo funny and personable!

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@RAVENOUSbird Yeah, such good dogs. And those eyes they have are gorgeous!

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@RAVENOUSbird Hahaha, that sideways glance ๐Ÿคช

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@delamitri Heck if they didn't have a hole in their butt I'd want one smiley

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@delamitri Lol!!

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@delamitri Those two pu**ys look entertained. smiley

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@PureVodka๐Ÿบ Haha they're easy[SPOILER]

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@delamitri I daren't ask where you got that image

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@gallanted Probably for the best. ๐Ÿ˜†

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@delamitri Hahaha how did miss this one?? Aye yer a naughty lass, aren't ya?

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@delamitri Oh that's so creepy!!!!

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Hahaha I love these!

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@RAVENOUSbird She is so dressed up and he's wearing a freakin' track suit?

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@gallanted Well spotted! You gotta wonder now... Was that planned as a stunt?? smiley

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@RAVENOUSbird Not going there smiley smiley smiley Anything with a "u" gets dangerous

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@PureVodka๐Ÿบ That's a good stare down. Not sure who won.

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@delamitri smiley who won* Bet the cat did hands down. smiley

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@shabbapaul Haha, I thought he was going to slam his thumbs but it was so much worse!

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@shabbapaul We british ๐Ÿง

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@shabbapaul No, she might be drunk smiley

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@delamitri Excellent ๐Ÿ‘

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@delamitri Don't know which one to feel sorry for lol

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@PureVodka๐Ÿบ Just this once, kitty deserved what he got. Good dog. No sorry. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Idk, seems like he burned himself worse. smiley

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Think that ass wants a bit of arse. smiley

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@PureVodka๐Ÿบ WTF where they? Abbysinia?

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@RAVENOUSbird That's me at the ocean too! You would think I had never been, as excited as I get. ๐Ÿ˜

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@delamitri It made me feel happy. The exuberance of that doggy! Yay!

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@RAVENOUSbird Same here. Woohoooo! ๐Ÿ’“

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MYCOMPUTER HHIII HOW DO I GET THEM OFF MY COMPUTER TO THE SITE?WHAT URL IS"MY COMPUTER??THANKKS!!! smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley

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OH NOW I GET IT!!!!



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@clarachan1355 Angus Young?

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Watch this ~



but listen to this ~


Maybe I'm just odd

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That worked like a sheet of lightening in a tin suit ~ www.tumblr.com/search/angus%20young%20gifs

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@gallanted now this black/white cat has a future career in doing stunts for the movies!!

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@delamitri It's so true, though! lololol

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@RAVENOUSbird THAt IS THE USUAL VIEW i have to put with from my kitty alright!!not her best angle, but i'm not a male cat,either.

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@clarachan1355 ALL cats do this, though. It's kind of an inclusion into the cat club, "Look at me bum!" lol

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@PureVodka๐Ÿบ GET THAT MATCH-SMOKING RODENT,HE SHOULD BE PUFFIN' ON A REAL JOINT!!SEND IT TO OREGON, CRITTERS WHO SUCK DOPE DO REALLY WELL IN OREGON!!HAH Hah

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Drugs. smiley

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@PureVodka๐Ÿบ I wonder what my excuse is. I do that without drugs. ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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@delamitri What in the house lol.

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@PureVodka๐Ÿบ Everywhere. I might have ants in my pants.

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@PureVodka๐Ÿบ (this is what comes of never lettin the critter go out with lady-mice!!FRUSTRATION!!)

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@delamitri what in heck is this??is it real, or a trick-something?

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@clarachan1355 It is one creepy costume. Swear if it came walking my way with that freaky winking, I'd be rolling up my window!

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@delamitri naww you poke it in the eye lol.

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@๐š๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ž๐ค That's me and grammar nazis.๐Ÿ˜‚

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@delamitri I'll keep that in mind, the next time another as a dig at me lol.

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@DemandingFemale Been out shopping?

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@๐š๐ซ๐ฆ๐ž๐ž๐ค Gah, did she not know she was coming out of that swing? She didn't even try to stick a landing, just flopped!

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@delamitri Was looking at this last night and there was something i could just not make out.

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@PureVodka๐Ÿบ Oooooh, NOW it makes sense. Good eye!

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@RAVENOUSbird smiley Dead to the world.

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@PureVodka๐Ÿบ I was thinking how cute that kitten is and simultaneously how great it would be to have this happen when someone is annoying and pestering me. haha

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@PureVodka๐Ÿบ hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

I love it!

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@RAVENOUSbird Wish we could see what happened around the corner.

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@delamitri Well smart.

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@RAVENOUSbird Haha, his tail looks mad but his face looks content.

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@delamitri Think he is trying to take of lol.

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@PureVodka๐Ÿบ Haha the launch position!

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@RAVENOUSbird Maybe the fur ball can read the box. Not the first time cat has been mistaken for chicken!

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@Egor17 Eeeek. smiley

Not by me. When I was in China though. smiley smiley smiley

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@RAVENOUSbird Sadly there have been cases. Not just with cats n chicken. Fish and chip shops selling bait fish as prime. Others selling dog as goat. Horse as prime beef.
All decades ago.
As far as I know in China they say exactly what it is.

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@Egor17 Yes, they do. That doesn't make it any better, to me. The killing procedure is horrific.

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@RAVENOUSbird Totally the wrong thread for this.

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@PureVodka๐Ÿบ she didn't learn the other day when she was walking the other 3 dogs. ๐Ÿ˜„

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@delamitri smiley smiley Funny as f**k.

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@delamitri That has happened to me!HA

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@RAVENOUSbird I don't usually tip my pole dancers, but I would tip her.

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@delamitri I seriously wonder how her neck was after that. It looks like an injury in the making. Yikes!! smiley

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@RAVENOUSbird Hopefully she had a few beers in her and all she suffered was a bruised ego.

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@Lurkio Korean chicken fight ๐Ÿ˜„

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@Lurkio That looks really mesmerising with the night theme here.

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@RAVENOUSbird Actually used it as a tileable desktop wallpaper for a little while, productivity kinda dropped due to staring at mesmerising desktop wallpaper...


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Damn these creases.

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@PureVodka๐Ÿบ Woo hoo!!! lol

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@delamitri Bahahahahahahahaha!

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@RAVENOUSbird Okay now that is just COOL!!!

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@delamitri It's really freaky, isn't it?? I'd love to have one. haha

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@delamitri Eeeeek!

Sorry, I don't kill spiders, I put them outside where they belong. HOWEVER, they also do not belong on my arm or my face!

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@RAVENOUSbird I don't kill them either, but I do let Paige get them if she's interested. Otherwise I will scare them back under a cabinet where they came from and hope they don't come back and get me later.

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@delamitri I do not know what that spider type is exactly, but it is really scary looking!!!

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@RAVENOUSbird That thing is part monster and if I ever had a spider like that jump at me. I'd faint like a wimp.

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@RAVENOUSbird Exactly how I look when I'm getting rubbed.

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@RAVENOUSbird smiley
Especially Jim Carrey

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@PureVodka๐Ÿบ Ahaha, good one!!

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@delamitri The cat with the blue top. ๐Ÿคฃ

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@RAVENOUSbird I love the creepy ones like this.

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The boop of death.

Death by snuff snuff.

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@delamitri Cute hand made Father Smurf Knitted Floating Hearts.

Amazingly detailed craftwork with only two knitting needles used.

You need one, two or maybe three in your life. For your car, birthday occasions or just give to your cat and he'll/she'll purr for the rest of the year.

Buy 2 and we throw in another for free.

Order now and don't be disappointed. We hate to hear disappointed people blubbering down the phone, begging when they are all gone.

I tell you, begging they were.

And slobbering like my Great Dane Boxer. Man can he slobber - on the bed, in the kitchen when you are trying to eat. In the car - god damn dog - right down the back of my neck when I'm driving the pooch to have his weekly manicure. Costs an arm and a leg - that's why I'm flogging these wonderful flying hearts.

Roll up, roll up for the last few now.....

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@delamitri That looks so unnatural. smiley

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@justrite Oh no!!!! hahahahahahahahaha

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@delamitri That is VERY well done!!

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@delamitri This has been done many times with different vehicles and trucks...But always cool too watch....LIKE

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@RAVENOUSbird smiley Took me a minute to understand why a pillow fell. They actually tried to anchor the top of the pole with it. Geez, that wouldn't even have worked for an 80 lb woman, so...smiley

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